How To Be a Hipster.

So you wanna be a hipster? Well here are some start-up tips that should have you being effortlessly cool in no time.

-Throw out everything you own, go to the thrift store and buy all new stuff.

-Lose 10 pounds immediately.

-Wear excessive amounts of plaid & mixed patterns. So different.

-You have 20/20 vision? Get glasses that are too big for your face. And remember the thicker the frame the more hipster you are. Kind of like a chef’s hat.

-Cut all your shorts above your knees and all your pants above your ankles.

-Never spend less than $40 for a scarf. Lets be real.

-Always be real. Don’t try. And never smile in photos. Frowns are the new black.

-Only listen to music that no one listens to and claim it as your own. Then once you’ve heard someone else talking about it, immediately disown it.

-Only drink PBR in tall cans.

-Grow a mustache. Even if youre a girl.

-Try art. If youre not good at it, call it art.

-Only buy Tom’s for the cause.

-Know your 80s & 90s pop culture and exclude others who don’t.

-Try veganism. So hot right now.

-Start smoking. Health is not an issue.

-Have the same independent thoughts as your friends.